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Thinking about getting back into the dating scene, and the moment I thought of it 2 flies landed on my arm and started going at it :(
Come on flies read the room.
But then I realised I've never seen 2 flies fornicating (I don't think, at least not on me). So I had to wonder.. my google question "How long do flies fuck for" and the result was 30-120 minutes which was surprising and makes me feel even more inadequate.
they also make 500 kids at a time
Does that include foreplay or a chat first or straight in?
Should make you feel more than adequate that if we must humans can get the job done in a timely manner