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Tell me, Mr. Baggins*, ...
In the other, you’re a ring bearer and are guilty of virtually every smuggling crime that we have a nose for.
One of these lives has a future. The other one does not.
I’m going to be as forthcoming as I can he, Me Baggins. You’re here because we need your help.
My colleagues believe that I’m wasting my time with you Mr Baggins, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.
– You can't scare me with this Nazgul crap. I know my rights. I want my 2nd breakfast.
What good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)
We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh chest of gold.
All we ask in return is your cooperation in bringing a known evil to Mordor.