this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2024
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can explore the time-frozen world with your bestie, but your bestie becomes frozen when you unfreeze time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I like this one, unlike the other suggestions it introduces drama, not just a "you die so fast you'll never even feel it".