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I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again (ludic.mataroa.blog)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Absolute poetry:

I know you want to be the next Steve Jobs, and this requires you to get on stages and talk about your innovative prowess, but none of this will allow you to pull off a turtle neck, and even if it did, you would need to replace your sweaters with fullplate to survive my onslaught.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The CEO of the company that fired me consistently goes up on stage and talks about the transformative power of AI. The company does not use AI for shit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Hey now, AI transformed him into a tool who goes onstage to talk about AI. That's transformative.