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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's a variation where you keep your legs straight to help you get more bootylicious, but generally no.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cool thanks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Before your edit I 100% thought you were saying deadlifts are for losers lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Haha for real. I don't do them, but I don't disparage anyone for how they like to work out. I do wish people would focus on form before weight though, I've seen some concerning deadlift reps 🤣