this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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When you get to baggage claim, if you then stand directly at the carousel blocking everyone's view for more than 10 seconds, trap door opens and a system of pneumatic tubes forcibly jettisons you to the furthest point away in the airport for you to walk back.
Stand back, wait for your luggage to appear, then approach and get your bag and step back to the perimeter.
To get my VC funding in 2024, id also pitch that it "has AI" which is just facial recognition and if you get jettisoned twice in the same year, the third time goes into a shark pit or scorpion pit.
Since airspace is reserved for airport traffic, the furthest point is more than likely about 50k feet straight up.
I'm ok with that.
Yes please!
Best we can do is ill-tempered sea bass
How about mutated sea bass?
I'd make that deal with the Sharks. Sea bass today, sea urchins tommorow.