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[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago (2 children)

As useless as the Cybertruck is that paint job actually makes it look kinda good.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

~~Cybertruck~~ Incel Camino

Much better chance of getting laid with that paint job though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I was a hetro woman and wanted good sex I would find guys with the crappiest cars possible. Those guys got nothing to compensate for.

Everytime I see a cybertruck or BMW or an oversized pickup I just think "nice car, sorry about the ED. You know they have a pill for that now?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

My 3-door sub-compact and I agree. Lol

I’ve also noticed car size is directly proportional to willingness to admit being wrong. Never debate a guy with a Land Rover.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I chuckled when I read your insight, literally. So thanks for that.

Guy I worked with back in the day drove one of those pavement princess oversized trucks. He comes into work one day, there is no assigned parking in the lot, and someone is parked in "his" spot. So he decides the best course of action is wait there for the person to move their car while calling them and their boss demanding the spot. Sits there for a good fifteen minutes. Plenty of other spots. Guy just needed to be right.

He also was a HR nightmare, constantly bragging about sexual conquests from twenty years ago. Going into very intimate details about it. Just radiating that he hasn't gotten any in a decade.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder, because that thing still looks like a low poly piece of shit to me. I do have terrible taste in general though, so take that as you will

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

It looks like the average Roblox free asset car.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It is definitely too low poly. The DMC-12 did it right. Then the Cyber truck tried to copy it without understanding why it worked aesthetically.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I dare anyone to claim that the DeLorean didn't look cool as all fuck (even without a flux capacitor)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s how people in the 80s thought cars would be like in the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Joke's on them, turns out it's how cars look in the '20s. Well, a car anyhow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It can barely do regular on-the-road travel, so that's a resounding no

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

How many jiggawatz from the clock tower before Marty doesn’t have Sex with his mom?