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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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Leaky bags (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ok, think of it like getting the last of the cocaine out the baggie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pour a tiny bit of water and drink it while maintaining eye contact with some old dude who just wants to wash his hands at the restaurant toilets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dad?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Just a sec son, dad just needs to pop down to the shops for bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Flip it inside out and rub it on my gums?