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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

A: Because he can.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do you even date twenty people at once???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's easy when they're only 3 years old.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

I guess also because they can...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Because he is famous and rich?

Whats hard to understand about that?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

It's the legal way to sell your body.