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I'm in the bed in the middle of my room gang, never had bed bugs.
But then Monsters can attack you from any angle - Bed in the corner gang sleeping back to the wall.
Lol, I'll even wake up sleeping with my back to the door -- no fear.
Wtf next thing you're going to say you sleep with your arm hanging off the side of the bed or your feet sticking over the edge. I'm surprised you're still alive.
I've only woken up like that a few dozen times in my life.
What a mad lad. Is it possible to learn this power?
I guess just move your bed to the middle of the room and wait until you get used to it. I'm not sure about the subconscious/sleeping part... Maybe it'll just happen naturally over time?
Absolutely diabolical