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    [–] [email protected] 264 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    "To run a train on someone" means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn't even save time describing the situation and if you're already talking about this then you're past the point of worrying about vulgar language.

    [–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.

    Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

    We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

    That's exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.

    [–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    "You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    So it stops once someone doesn't finish?

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

    Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.

    And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Well in a way yes. It's a blocking interface.

    [–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

    This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.

    [–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

    Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I'm not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

    All while one of the users has gimp in their session

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I can't read fsck as anything other than "fs check"

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

    It sounds like fisk in my head.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

    It sounds like fisk in my head.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

    nahh, you're lying, and you know that

    [–] [email protected] 105 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    You have to open with "Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we're all gonna run a train on you!" Or it's just a plain ole gangbang.

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

    From the Orgy region of France

    [–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

    Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.

    [–] [email protected] 89 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

    No, you're thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.

    [–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

    This is more porn knowledge. Most people don't actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

    When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean