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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
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this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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Someone take an assload of Dawn Liquid Soap and let's scrub all the wildlife clean!
Ironic
https://dawn-dish.com/en-us/how-to/what-dawn-is-made-of-ingredients/
We have to save the duckies!
I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.
It's nature's pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn't pick your pocket.
Eh, he's earned the 3 Werther's Originals I carry in my pocket
You're first... smacks lips
You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm