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xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

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Title Text:

My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

alt-text:A chart that categorizes various modes of transportation based on their practicality and danger level:

Zone of Practicality:

  • Trains
  • Airliners
  • Boats
  • Walking
  • Cars
  • Scooters
  • Bicycles

Zone of Specialty and Recreational Vehicles:

  • Motorcycles
  • Helicopters
  • Light aircraft
  • Go karts
  • Skateboards
  • Rollerblades
  • Skis
  • Unicycles
  • Sleds
  • Bumper cars

?????:

  • Hot air balloons

“Hot air balloons are the optimal mode of transportation, if your optimization algorithm has a sign error.”

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (7 children)

The placement of „Skis“ in this will trigger every Scandinavian I know. Should definitely be in the top left.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Cross country ski vs downhill ski

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

In Canada too. It's not that common, but also not out of place to see people doing their regular commute on skis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Unicycles are clearly more dangerous than skis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Even us close to Scandinavia get triggered. There aren't that many practical ways to get around at winter. Skis work when feet don't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Scandinavia is their zone of specialty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'm from the Scandinavian country WITHOUT mountains and with less snow and am as such not triggered.

You don't know me, though, so I guess your statement might still hold true 😁

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Trust you on that but will ski across the pond to check and be sure