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In Wacky Mix-Up, IDF Attacks Columbia Univeristy as NYPD Storms Gaza (www.duffelblog.com)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Because their annual budget is over a billion dollars and rising. You can't spend this all on just payroll and cop cars.