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Everyone has a price (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That just means you ate poorly cooked broccoli. Roasting at high heat is the best way to eat broccoli. Cut to increase surface area. Add some salt and oil before roasting, wait until it’s dark brown, and squeeze lemon juice on top in the end. Much, much better than raw broccoli. No need to thank me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear to god if one more motherfucker tells me I just haven't had it right I'm going to launch a crusade against humanity as a whole

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hear the best way to crusade against humanity as a whole is also to roast it at high heat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

After cutting it to increase surface area...