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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It summons a 30ft glass of "lemonade" carved from a solid chunk of topaz that crushes anything beneath it for 40xd6 damage. Anything still alive will be rich after selling the huge lemonade glass shaped topaz crystal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

get your spells in quick, ladies and germs, because once wizards pick up on this the price of topaz is gonna plummet