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That's just a fancy way of saying they use tls, like the rest of the world.
They decrypt it once it hits their servers and do whatever they want with it.
ah ok, so if it's not at rest and it's not in transit, what else is it?
out jogging: that's you keep data fit. gotta keep it moving. unfit data quickly starts falling into bitrot. that's what you get by buying a slack subscription - crosstrainers for your data!
trade secret tho, don't tell anyone
you see, your data can never be at rest if theyβre constantly using it to train LLM models and exploiting it for other marketing purposes
β¦god this is stupid enough that Iβm very sure Iβm going to hear it in earnest from some AI shithead next time one of our threads hits all
at rest, in transit, in plunder
vibing
In their database lol. I'm sure whatever file storage they use is encrypted but doesn't matter when you have the keys and can view all the data unencrypted.
is it that easy to sell this shit to the average CTO?
As long as you can check the boxes to an auditor.
there is a type of leader out there that takes gartner magic quadrants seriously and makes decisions from that information
and they're not rare.
I've done UX on a few B2B SaaS things and the U meant CTO in most (sanctioned) cases
Unfortunately corporate security is a joke in many aspects.
β¦in perpetual motion
they use it for their matrix screensavers