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I wish my dog could walk himself. (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just be thankful you live in a country where we keep dogs as pets and don't eat them!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't know where you live, but we shouldn't get too high and mighty. Pigs are of similar intelligence, and the consumption of pork is more widespread than that of dogs.

(Bacon and ham are so tasty though...)