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I wish my dog could walk himself. (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Granted. You are now spending less quality time with your dog. Your dog now knows you don't want to spend time with him, and feels betrayed that you used an entire wish for it. Over time, you drift apart, and your dog stops loving you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Jesus Satan. Calm down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

😢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

You're gonna appreciate the fuck out of the next walk, I bet. And your dog will too.