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Gobbo disappointment (media.kbin.social)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 7 months ago (74 children)

If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn't say no.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 7 months ago (58 children)

I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.

Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.

Anatomically incompatible, probably.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Clean shaven arms and legs, combed hair (with highlights?), and an earring all imply that the goblin does care about and maintain her hygiene/appearance

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