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Gobbo disappointment (media.kbin.social)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you're aware humans have existed in the wild for millions of years and we regularly fucked other human species, ye? and people can be in relationships without having sex.

Goblins that are capable of intelligent speech and understanding and desiring the concept of a husband are well within the limits of acceptability.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Anatomically incompatible meaning... Well... You ever tried to put a sausage inside a garden hose?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Not since I was a kid, it fit but barely... It was a firehose though so idk if that counts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like i said, people can be in relationships without penetrative sex, or do you think lesbian marriages are invalid?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Get a goblin dildo and you're good to go!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you still don't need sex to have a valid relationship

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

True.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

yeah and it worked after i cut a bit off so what's your point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this how circumcision works?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yes.