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Everything is Statistics (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Everything is chemistry. Statistics were created by man, and man is the end result of a long convoluted chain of events set off by a chemical reaction. Ergo, statistics is chemistry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And where did chemical reactions start? Where did molecules or atoms come from? Physics!

Hence English is physics

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Argh! You’re right! Physics is everything!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not even close!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Math is a language and as such it's less pure than sociology. The universe knows no numbers, it knows no addition not division.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

But it knows you. It sure as fuck knows you.