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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Babies can eat knives if they're brave enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Anything's a baby if you're brave enough?

Amidoinitright?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have you met babies? They'll eat anything, period. Except their food. That's half the challenge in parenting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Yes, then they become toddlers and anything besides pizza or chicken nuggets is you trying to poison them

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Turns out knives you can eat a surprising number of before it kills you

Account of a Man Who Lived Ten Years, after Having Swallowed a Number of Clasp-Knives

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

"It's not a war crime the first time."