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Anon goes ape (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Man Dies After Secret Four-Year Battle With Gorilla

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

"After all, the gorilla is still in their basement"

lmao

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

OK, I you got me until I checked the source