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He only said wish once and had everything in one sentence. Would that only count as one wish?
If no, what if he said "I wish I owned a shipping container, and all of its contence, which include a pile of money, a jetpack, and blah blah". Where's the line?
Wish granted. Your shipping container is currently in a junkyard somewhere in southeastern Peru. Not telling you where exactly or in which junkyard but I will let you know it is near the bottom of the pile and the door is thoroughly blocked off. It's also pretty well hidden behind a bunch of other crap, and you won't be able to see it unless you're looking for it, which is a problem since I'm also not telling you what color it is. Also, if you do find it, the Peruvian government are more than likely going to want an export tax on anything you bring home. But believe me, it is there, and you own it. I will also not help you convince the owner of the junkyard of either of those two facts.
Man I wish I never even found this stupid lamp.
1 wish = 1 subatomic particle.