this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And the Lord commandeth, "Go forth and do some ho shit"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Do some shit" definitely implies anal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Go fourth" suggests a group setting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

'Go forth and receive eternal life.'

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)