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When a real user uses the app (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There was a solar eclipse when I was in grade six. One of my classmates was riding his bike home, and was stupidly looking at the eclipse, and got hit by a car. The irony.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

So you're somewhere between 18 and 58 than

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Omg that’s so messed up but so incredible haha, was he okay after?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I'm curious if he was okay before.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

It was pretty bad. He missed a lot of school. I think he ended up repeating grade six. I never saw him much after that, but I did hear that he got married to another person I went to school with eventually, so presumably his life wasn't ruined or anything.