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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He has a seeing eye dog with him.

Once he gets to the bar, he grabs his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around over his head.

Everyone's horrified and the bartender finally yells out and asks, "What the hell are you doing?!"

The blind man says, "Just taking a look around."

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A blind man walks into a bar

And a table. And a chair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Best joke always in the comments!