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Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm on a once every two years schedule (beautiful teeth ๐Ÿ˜) so I prefer this approach where they tell me a month out when to show up!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That's fair enough, I'm on a 4-month schedule because of poor dental hygiene during childhood.