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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe's bar ..

Hello is there an Amanda there?

Uh .... I don't know, let me check.

Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.

OK ..... HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? .... AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS!!!???

bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?

Maybe your standards are too high!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

WAIT A MINUTE!!! .... WHY YOU LITTLE!!!! ... WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ... I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!!