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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

As Jack Black and Kyle Gass famously said, "You don't always have to fuck her hard / in fact sometimes that's not right to do."

Clearly Mom is in the mood for some smooth Gorbachev loving right now, love and smooches. He can tear up that pussy later when she's feeling feistier.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Follow-up joke: Gorbachev's scalp ain't gonna be the only thing stained in mom's bedroom after tonight.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Doooohhhh ma gaaawd!