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[–] [email protected] 105 points 5 months ago (9 children)

There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.

"You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You've been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

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