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Big brain tech dude got yet another clueless take over at HackerNews etc? Here's the place to vent. Orange site, VC foolishness, all welcome.

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Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post, there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (5 children)

we’re looking for a sneerious name for a collaborative design/programming community for non-dickheads, like hacker news but not shit. thread your suggestions here!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm feeling uncreative but it's a shame giggle academy is taken

"painter news" could be a nice jab at PG's "Hackers & Painters"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

"Cathedral Central"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"bikeshed painters club" comes to mind, but probably also too long

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ooh i like "bikeshed painting" or variants

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"bikeshed systems" maybe? nicely memorable (and matches pattern of current tld) too

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

we don't want to mislead the actual painters

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would gladly take any number of actual painters over some of the programmers I've had to deal with contributing to open source projects

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh are you looking for an open source contributor? I heard about this great helpful guy, Jia, he’s looking for a new project this week. Heard had some really novel ways of really seeing into your product…

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

oh I've heard of that dev - apparently they really like to focus on areas with wide impact! just the sort of dev you want in your team!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

speaking of networks, I saw this yesterday and it sure gave me some feelings

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The MIT alum in me wants to devise some variation on "Building 20" that conveys a "but without the worse aspects of MIT subculture" kind of message.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

“MIT-style culture but not run by the worst people you know” is exactly the kind of thing I’d like to convey

e: also, implicitly, without the shit bigotry hiding under the surface that those worst people imbued the culture with

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

So, Harvey Mudd?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Now I hope all the dumb MIT subculture jokes actually exist on student forums, where they belong. Because I can't stop thinking of them now that you've got me started.

* Stata because none of our angles will be right angles.

* Course Six Sigma

* Infinite Sneeridor

Oh god I have to stop before I get to all the "Beaver" jokes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Six Double Oh Eww

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I originally wanted "freeasinbothpieces", which sums up the idea precisely, but five words is a bit much even with camel case

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

That could be the hostname for the forge instance(s)

Or the backups

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Einstürzende Zwanzig

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The Margaret Hamilton Society

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Just to confuse things design a logo that references both Margaret Hamilton from NASA and Margaret Hamilton the Wicked Witch actress. Maybe a woman flying on a NASA rocket-propelled bicycle, but maybe not because the slow and judgey might think that's calling NASA Hamilton a witch.

Actually referencing a non-technical woman might even help repel HN types.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

the more I think about it, the more I like this one too

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

("runk" and "GNU/Scrotum" are right out)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

runk sounds it would be the name of a rust variant of troff

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Nah it’s masturbation in Swedish.

More specifically, "en runk" is analogous to "a wank", but it's not idiomatic.

wanking = "att runka"

I wanked = "jag runkade"

I had a wank = "jag tog en runk", non-idiomatic. You'd say "jag runkade". If you want to use a noun, "jag drog en tralla".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

so 100% in the tradition of the area of software that thought a good name for its photoshop clone would be "gimp"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

fascinating, thanks for mentioning :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

GNU/Scrotum is a great name for a lemmy fork, but Richard’s copyright lawyers would probably sue me and the settlement terms would involve him eating his foot skin on my couch and leeching off of my wifi from his 2004 laptop for 12-24 months

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Are you sure he limits it to his foot skin?

Play your cards right and you could put him to work like one of those fish that eat dead skin off feet as part of a pedicure.

Apropos of nothing, does Stallman still request access to a parrot? It'd be funny to find him a place to stay with a person whose parrot is trained to talk shit about Stallman. "KWOK! SHUT UP ABOUT HURD!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can deflect him with an inexpensive cleric spell (somatic components: broccoli and a copy of Microsoft Windows).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

he’ll probably draw a significant amount of power from the fact that some of the walls in my house contain GNU utilities running on small Linux systems

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I heard if you make minor modifications to those but then don't publish source (along with branding them and dropping license files) then he can take 20d6 psychic damage

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah, but you just dealt a small amount of damage by saying "Linux".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Richard’s 2004 laptop runs FreeDOS but he find/replaced all instances of “FreeDOS” in the code to “GNU/Hurd”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Name suggestion: Spider Plant Greenhouse

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

was pretty surprising when the sensible people took over at OSI and FSF got worse and worse