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(Steve Huffman can be seen in the background, tightening his strap-on and applying a generous amount of lube)
Lube!? That fucker is wrapping his strap-on in barbed wire like Lucille.
I don't know who this Lucille is but she sounds kinky!
Lube? Oh no, he's going in dry with a splintered wooden strapon.