this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What do you mean? It was lifetime - lasted for the lifetime of the product.

Ohhh you thought they meant YOUR lifetime! Ooopsies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It can be your lifetime, if that's shorter.

With physical products it can be the "reasonable lifetime" of that class of product

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you read the fine print, many "lifetime" warranties are like this too. They mean the "lifetime of the product" which is usually defined in the same fine print as like, 5 years or some other bullshit timespan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

yep I think osprey bags did something similar