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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

we have something called a menu which you can choose your food from

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Now before you get your food, you're definitely gonna wanna make sure you have the mechanics down, so I'd like everyone to just open and close their mouths a few times, get those jaw muscles good and warm because let me tell you, if you haven't had food before, you don't know how much you're going to need them in a second

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That man isn't stealing your scraps or homeless, he's just bussing your table.