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minor correction! Wolverine's bones are grafted with metal.
Yup. In an old What If they have Wolverine's skeleton turned into an indestructible killer robot.
Meh. In one comic he mutates in a way that makes the adamantium a part of his DNA so it becomes a part of him and will regenerate.
Imagine adamantium cancer.
That's basically the plot of the movie Logan and it's been used in a few comic series like The Death of Wolverine
Magneto just been administering chemo to wolverine this whole time.
...because comics.
I mean we're talking about a world where people can manipulate atoms through telekinesis or magnetism.
So, yeah.
over in DC comics, Supergirl dated a talking horse once.
one of the green lanterns is a sentient smallpox virus and another green lantern is a sentient planet.
For the doubters-
The talking horse was actually a centaur that had been turned into a horse by magic.
still, a talking horse.
Still, a big fucking dick.
Just gotta make sure to drink enough adamantium milk for those bones.