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I want to convey all of the context to my yes/no answers first, but people get frustrated because they just want the answer
I was gonna make a different meme about how godly I feel when I can respond to an open-ended question with yes/no but it just didn't come together and then I thought of this instead
So do you want a drink?
Well to answer that you first have to look back at the preindustrial era of southern France and how the fall of the Mongolian empire effected the growing patterns of the north American maize fields.
Legitimately, that sounds fascinating, go on.
ok, so before we get to that we need to understand how the fall of the Roman Empire helped in the creation of modern day Scandinavia by using the silk road trade route to launder money through the Prussian army.
If you look at this map you can clearly see how changes in air pressure along the coast of Brazil caused the an uncontrollable growth of black beans which flooded the market in South East Asia causing the overthrowing of the 3rd King of Scotland to be squashed, but as you already know it was Wilhelm Vertigo who lead the British army through the Saudi desert to meet with a Sharman dog whisperer who told them that "if they follow the river 5.7 miles south and walk inland 6.8 miles, cross the north east mountain they will reach their new home".
It all makes so much sense now!
And that's why I'll have a coke please.
Affected
Sorry man, I gotta do it 🤍