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Also what did I just read???
I mean if Texans have no porn, what use is their cock for? It just gets in the way. I assume that they will add a travel ban so men can't fly to other states to watch porn? Maybe make it illegal to help a brother out and drive them to Alabama or something to watch porn?
I have seen that on interdimensional cable
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