this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

An arm and a leg? Pfft. What is it, 1997? Inflation my dude. We're talking arms, legs, and genitals. Not like you're using them anyway, nerd.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Umm excuse me but I actually use my balls daily.

Where do you think I store my pee?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Well you're just going to have to store it wherever girls store theirs and pee out your butt like they do.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pfft, he doesn't even have 8 legs. Pathetic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Something something spider-man