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During mandatory masking sovcit went shopping, ended up shoplifting, now needs help finding the law that says it's free. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Geeze. That’s as bad as “there’s no price on it so it must be free, right?” argument

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Worked retail for several years when I was younger. I got really fucking sick of that joke.

Also, "oh, $19.xx? That was a good year!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget "Can I get/help you with anything else?"

Yeah, a million Dollars! / Winning lottery numbers

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Damn, as someone who loves cheesy jokes I have to remind myself sometimes people in retail probably get sick of them. Not these in particular since anyone thinking it through would realize it's likely told to much. But just in general.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Don't forget the pallet of money!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Often “it must be free” is an indication of at least a weak sense of humor. This guy’s argument is just an indication of severe head trauma.