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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe it's a way to launder dirty money or take bribes, the way solid booking a floor at the Trump Tower for a few months is a way to launder money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh teh noes, not UK waging a proxy war on Iran and North Korea!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's 2050. The sea levels have risen 3 metres. Hurricane season lasts 9 months of the year.

Eric Schmidt: ChatGPT 4zz++ Premium Elite, how do we solve global warming?

ChatGPT 4zz++ Premium Elite: I don't know, but I drew you as a minor being abused unprompted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only purpose of NFTs is to raise sea levels by metres and inundate every coastal city. Owning NFTs is a crime against humanity. Anyone who has ever owned an NFT belongs in prison

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Looks promising. They're definitely leaning on the retro vibes and they seem to have a budget

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

We're a century away from self-driving cars that can handle snowfall

Just this year farmers with self-driving tractors got screwed because a solar flare made GPS inaccurate and so tractors went wild because they were programmed with the assumption of GPS being 100% reliable and accurate with no way to override

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not sure if we're agreeing and saying exactly the same thing here, but Uber's business model is to get suckers who are bad at math to own the cars. Uber's business model does not work if they have to own their own cars. Self-driving Uber doesn't work because Uber would have to own the cars and therefore has to cover vehicle insurance, vehicle depreciation, and so on out of its own margin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Abolish snowfall

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Technically, they had a few more monarchs (Louis XVIII, Charles X, Louis Philippe I) after Marie Antoinette's husband even if you don't count the two emperors. The fifth republic looks unlikely to lapse, though

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Possession of any cryptocurrency should be punished by 5 years in prison. The only use case is paying ransoms to North Korea, and the side effects are destroying our climate

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Ivan the Terrible is wrong by 2 centuries. The picture has him as 1754-1793, somehow after Peter the Great, but he actually lived 1530-1584. That's a really weird mistake

The didn't confuse Ivan the Terrible with Catherine the Great, because she lived 1729-1796 so those dates don't match either

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