I saw this on Mastodon posted by @[email protected] and figured that it was appropriate for this community and absolutely not controversial in any way shape or form.
Just be wary of the dog.
rubikcuber
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I can hear his daughter rolling her eyes from here.
Lost his phone. Borrowed someone else's phone. Lost that one too. I was going to slag him off, but remembered I have ADHD and am almost always doing this sort of shit. I was even going to say "with less freezing", but then I remembered about the time I found my glasses in the freezer. So fair do's.
zoo bosses hailing the breeding programme "a success"
...a terrifyingly horrible success.
So she asked me, 'What was your dog's name growing up?' and I said, 'Suzette Monet.'
🤔
As if online shopping substitutions aren't already a lottery.
In all seriousness though, better something more recyclable like a beer can than those plastic pouches. There should be a law that says if packaging doesn't need to be plastic then it shouldn't be. Bring back metal toothpaste tubes, glass milk bottles, and those weird waxy paper bags they used to have inside cereal boxes.
I'll get my walking stick and see myself out.
"wins"
I mean, it's not even the same jumper...
Star Trek: Tears of the Kingdom
Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.
May all your cups be overflowing with crema this weekend.
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TNG from the start, but Iimit yourself to the 4 or 5 best rated episodes from Season 1 and 2. Then crack on with most of 3 and 4. 5 onwards starts to have a few more clunkers but by then you should have a good idea if you like it enough to take a chance.