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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (5 children)

That's the guy from that TNG episode!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

It's easy really. Most people just make the seemingly obvious mistake to buy losing tickets, but if you wanna be a winner, just join my WhatsApp group and learn how to become rich!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

My theory: with you being the pack leader and them ringing the alarm, barking back is like calling the police, shouting help and the police shouting help back.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What? That is absurd! He is neither gay nor a fish! How could he possibly be a gay fish?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I don't get it (the joke and the purpose of the universe)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Soon AI will create that movie for us, with Khan being played by Sigourney Weaver, enabling a crossover to the Alien universe. I can't wait.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Masochist: Torment me, please.

Sadist: No. (Muhaha)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Once you put that Ooze on dem slices there's no going back

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

If reddit gives you shittynade make lemmynade

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

That cheating b!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't call it a wrestling show, but an attempt to prevent two smoking drunks from a bar fight by enabling them to save face. Also the bar is covered in burnable liquor and we are all standing in it while the doors are shut.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is worrying.

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