necromaunzer
Not to generalize, but you sound like somebody who'd find a Lego on the floor and instead of picking it up and putting it somewhere safe would scoot it into a position where one would step onto it and when caught would steadfastly deny having done it despite it having been obvious and then deflecting onto how the floor is always a deathtrap and you're the victim here because someone placed this trap for you and you only made it so that whoever'd step on it would realize that just like when somebody hid your glasses from you but they were only on the other table because the one you put them down on had been wiped and instead of looking on the other table you start complaining how everybody is conspiring against you all the time and it just proves all the preconceived notions you have about everybody being mean to you all the time.
much wow
Gonna need some names here.