midnight_puker

Oh, no.

You filthy 🤭

Were it only that easy.

Started smoking cigarettes again recently too. Fuck self care!

I've never heard it put quite like this before. Poetic.

If your sushi place is serving you pink ginger, it's time to find a new sushi place.

Thank you for addressing this.

This might be just the meme I need to save my marriage.

Boys will be boys.

I hope that plane crashes, and in a freak twist of fate everyone survives but her.

They just hit the second tower.

Hail Satan!