keepcarrot

Humans like talking about themselves and relating their experiences to those they're talking to.

I got a graphics card that somehow bricked hard drives. We went through a lot of hard drives before finding out this was the case. I don't remember specifics

There is mushroom for research

Someone once paid me to poke them with a stick every time I caught them not doing their assignments. Offloading executive functioning onto someone else can work

Presumably the cuba option is predicated on cutting ties with the US, though it's bad for other reasons unless you can get to Cuba with a significant amount of machinery, fuel, and food

Probably want it between the winter temperature and the current summer temperature, but genies are traditionally fickle and pounce on any ambiguity

"Completely different" when the two things are actually very similar

A decent number of ace people I know make more sex jokes than most other people I know

Foreign influence only counts if its from guys we don't like, not like Nigel Farage

Idk, people don't usually cut queues, and after that don't normally just ignore an entire queue of people yelling at him to get back. Something is probably up.

Depends on how willing I am to get assaulted over queuing etiquette

I wish I could be this confident about anything