@dual_sport_dork it's a player called Audacious. It is fully functional. It is available in every distro I know.
To style it like this, download any winamp skin (*.wsz) and put it on \~/.local/share/audacious/Skins
And I mean any winamp skin. I follow @winampskins for new ideas.
@blotz @unixporn found it: https://github.com/mshernandez5/WelcomeXP
I know what to do for Service Pack 2!!! xD