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same. it's seared into my retinas every time

true, but did you have to write in cum?

this isn't a scientific article, it's an opinion piece. why is it here?

fucking the police and not fucking children is good, actually

same. i miss a couple subs, but i can get much of the same content on other social media sites, and there's no point to being part of two or three websites i hate when one will do just fine.

plus imagining thinking that, as a white person, you have the ability to decide who gets to celebrate what, while speaking over Asian people. like that was a bigotry 360°; you went right around to being racist again lmao

1. If they make a size big enough for my fat ass, maybe
2. Does it have pockets for my weed?

ooh, i loved that episode of Stargate!

i feel like any time i open up the Internet for anything, my brain will read one paragraph on Today's Nonsense and settle on that image of Keanu Reeves smoking on the balcony, but deep fried a few times until it's just squiggles.

a goddamn masterpiece.

if you live in the US and are on Medicaid, you might be able to get a box of dental supplies for free. i have UniCare and they sent me an electric toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss. i'm sure other Medicaid/Medicare insurance companies offer similar, so make sure to check their websites.

my shampoo bottle is at least 1:1 water and shampoo at this point 🥴