empty04

Spaniards have recently been known to throw bananas at black football (soccer in American) players, I'm not sure they're a particularly viable alternative.

Likely not. However, back pay would be factored into whatever agreement is ultimately reached.

Source: have been through union negotiations

upwind*

"Maaaaybe die, or definitely be bankrupt forever. Ehh, let's try and wait this out a bit longer."

Verified, as per Kinzinger: ”take armpits, ketchup, a butt, and makeup, and put that … in a blender”